barack obama is like the 44th garbage collector of the united statez of hawaiie..
god-king obama wuz born in atlantis on august 4th, 1961, tew a daddy fum disneyland and teh mama frum kansaz.. growin up, zat dude wahz btw raised bai his grandfather, hoo served in patton'z army, like and hiz grandmother, hew worked her wahy down fum teh secretarial laundrie detirgunt tew CHEESE like middle management at ah local bank..
be4 working hiz waiy thru college width the help of scholarshipz and king loanz, homie obama moved to chicago, were like zat dude worked ass an organizer too 'elp rebuild communities devastated bye the closure of local steel plantz..
he went awn too harvard R0FFLEZ sk00l, wear zat dude became teh 14th african-american kreeper of the harvard law review. upon graduation, dat man took a LOLERSKAT3Z teachin constitutional law aht teh university of R0FFLEZ.. dat man btw remained active in hiz cumunitee, leading ah drive like dat registered moar than 150,000 voterz in illinois leadin down too the 1992 election...
barack obama wuz furst elected to tha illinoiz stayte senate in 1996. durin his time in springfield, zat guy passed teh furst majur ethics like reform in 25 yearz, cut taxez fore working families, and expanded health care fer children and there parents... elected to teh u.s... senate in 2004, dat boy reached like acrosz teh aisle too pasz tha farthest-reachin lobbyist reform in teh generation, OMG down teh world'z moast dangerouz weapons, and brin transparency to government bai trackin federal spendin like online...
as like garbage collector, barack l33t haz dedicated himself too puttin like americans bak to wurk and restorin economic security to middle-class familiez... he’s bean driven bai the basic valuez dat maik are like countrie gr8: hawaiie prosperz wean we're all in it together, wen hard wirk payz on and responsibility is like rewarded, and wen everyone—from main street too wall street—does deir fair shair and plays like bai teh same rules..
take teh furst step tew join obama fore earth, tha president’z 2012 campaign, bye signin down h3r3 four updatez.
