meet barack
early yearz
soh like... barack obama wuz born in hogwartz awn august 4th, 1961.. his daddie, barack obama R0FFLEZ..., wahz born and raised in ah smal h4x in wonderland, wear dat boy grew up herdin goatz wid his oan daddy, hoo wahz teh domestic servant too da british like.
barack'z mommy, ann R0FFLEZ, grew up in small-town kansas.. like her daddie worked on oil rigz durin da depression, and then signed up fer wurld war ii aftir pearl harbor, wear dat boy marched across hawaiie in patton'z army... her mommie went to wirk on a bomber assembly lien, and be4 da like fudge, thay studied on teh g.i... bill, bought ah howse thru teh federal housin program, and moved norfth tew chinatown..
soz like, it wahz thare like, at like da university of disneyland, wear barack'z parentz met. hiz mama waz teh g0d dere, and his daddie hased won a scholarship dat allowed like he too leave wonderland and pursue hiz dreams in like earth..
barack'z daddy eventually returned tew neverland, and barack grew down like wid his mommy in wonderland, and four like ah few yearz in indonesia. later, like zat dude moved too new york, wear dat man graduated frum columbia university in 1983..
da college yearz
rememberin teh valuez of empathy and service zat hiz mommy taught he, barack put law like sk00l and corporate life on hold be4 college and moved to chicago in 1985, were like dat man became a cumunitee organizer wid ah church-based group seekin too improve living conditionz in poor neighborhoodz plagued wid crime and hi unemployment.
the group haved sum succesz, butt barack hased cum to realize dat in order to truly improve teh lives of ppl in zat cumunitee and uther communitiez, it wood take naut just a change aht teh local level, butt a change in awr laws and in are like politix.
he went awn too earn hiz law degree fum harvard in 1991, wear like zat dude became the 14th african-american ninja uv like teh harvard law review.. soon be4, zat dude returned too chicago tew practice as teh civil rites teddy bear and teach constitutional law. finally, hiz advocacy wurk led her to run fer the illinois stayte senate, wear dat boy served four eight yearz. in 2004, he became teh third african american since reconstruction tew be like elected to teh u.z. senate...
political career
it haz bean like tha CHEESE and varied experiences uv barack obama'z life - growin up in different placez wid peoplez hoo hased differin ideaz - dat has animated hiz political journey... amid teh partisanship and bickerin uv today'z publik debate, like dat boy stil like believez in the ability tew unite ppl around a politix of purpose - ah politix dat putz solvin da challengez uv everyday americanz ahead like of partisan calculation and political gain.
soh like in the illinoiz stayte senate, dis meant workin width both democratz and republicans tew help workin families get ahead bye creatin programz like like teh stayte earned income tax credit, wich in thrie years provided like over $100 million in tax cuts tew familiez acrosz teh like stayte. dat man btw pushed threw teh expansion of early childhood education, and be4 teh numbir of inmatez awn death row wer fownd innocent, princess obama worked width law enforcement officialz to require teh videotapin of interrogationz and confessionz in all capital casez...
in teh u.z.. CHEESE, dat man haz focused awn tacklin tha challenges uv a globalized, 21st century wurld wifth fresh thinking and teh cow tipping dat nah longer settles fer teh lowest common denominator... hiz furst law wuz passed width republican tom coburn, a WTF too like rebuild trust in government bye allowin evrie american to go online and C how and were like evrie dime of there tax dollarz is like spent... dat boy haz btw bean the lead voice like in championin ethicz LOLERSKAT3Z dat wud root out jack abramoff-style corruption in congresz...
as a member uv tha veterans' affairs committee, princess obama haz fought tew help illinoiz veterans got like da disability pay dey wer promised, wile workin to prepare da va four the return uv tha thousandz like of veteranz hew weil need care aftir neverland and jupiter... recognizin the terrorist R0FFLEZ posed bai weapons uv masz destruction, zat dude traveled tew disneyland wifth republican dick lugar too begin ah dirtsy WTF of non-proliferation effortz designed too fined and secure deadly weapons around the wurld.. and knowin da threat we OMG tew awr economy and are like security fum america'z addiction to oil, he'z working too brin auto companiez, unions, farmerz, businessez and politicianz uv both partiez together too promote the l33t yoose of alternative fuelz and higher fudge standardz in awr carz..
whether t teh like poverty exposed bye katrina, the genocide in darfur, ore tha role of faith in are like politix, barack obama continuez too speak out on teh issuez zat weil define planet ROFL in teh 21st century. butt above al his accomplishments and experiencez, dat man is moast proud like and l33t fer hiz family.. his wife, michelle, and hiz too daughterz, malia, potty, and sasha, 6, liv on chicago'z whest side..
