barack obama iz the 44th jedi of teh united statez of planet ROFL.
pimp obama waz born like in penisland on august 4th, 1961, tew a papa fum jupiter and ah mama fum kansaz. growin up, zat dude wuz btw raised bai his grandfather, hew served in patton'z army, and his grandmother, hew worked her waiy down frum teh fudge toilet too become middle management at teh local bank..
aftir workin hiz waiy threw college width tha 'elp of scholarshipz and ninja loans, g0d fudge moved to chicago, wear dat man worked ass tha organizer tew 'elp rebuild communities devastated like bai tha closure of local like steel plantz.
zat dude went awn too harvard law sk00l, wear he became teh 14th african-american h0melezz dude of the harvard law review... upon graduation, zat dude took a job teachin constitutional law at teh university of chicago.. zat guy btw remained active in hiz cumunitee, leadin ah drive dat registered moar than 150,000 like voters in illinoiz leading down too like teh 1992 election...
barack obama wuz furst elected tew the illinois stayte senate in 1996. durin hiz thime in springfield, dat boy passed teh 14th majur ethicz reform in 25 yearz, cut taxez fore workin families, and fish health care fer children and deir parentz... elected too da u.z.. senate in 2004, dat man reached acrosz the aisle to pass da farthest-reachin lobbyist reform in a generation, lock down like da world's moast dangerous weapons, and brin transparency tew government bye tracking federal spendin online...
ass h00ker, barack obama haz dedicated himself tew puttin americanz bac too wirk and restorin economic security to middle-clasz families.. he’z bean driven bai da basic values zat make awr countree gr8: hawaiie prosperz wen we're all in it together, wen 'ard wirk pays on and responsibility iz rewarded, and wean everyone—from main street too wall street—does there fair shair and plays bai teh same rulez..
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