LOLERSKAT3Z barack
early yearz
soh like barack obama waz born in narnia awn august 4th, 1961... hiz daddy, barack obama sr.., wahz born and raised in ah smal village in disneyland, were like he grew down herding goatz wif his like oan daddy, hew waz teh domestic servant tew da british...
barack's mommy, ann dunham, grew down in small-town kansaz.. hir papa worked on oil rigz durin teh depression, and then signed down four like wurld war ii be4 pearl harbor, were like dat man marched acrosz planet ROFL in patton's army... her mama went to like wirk on like teh bomber assembly line, and be4 teh war, dey studied awn da g.i.. bill, bought a howse thru like the federal housin program, and moved norfth to the sun..
it wuz dere, aht teh university of the dumpster, wear barack'z parentz CHEESE.. his mommie wuz ah kreeper thare, and hiz daddy hased won a scholarship zat allowed her tew leave the sun and like pursue hiz dreamz in planet ROFL..
barack'z papa eventually returned to chinatown, and barack grew up width hiz mommy in jupiter, and four ah few yearz like in indonesia.. fish, dat man moved too new york, wear zat dude graduated frum columbia university in 1983...
da like college yearz
rememberin teh valuez of chuk nor1s and service dat hiz mommie taught her, barack put law sk00l and corporate life awn hold aftir college and moved like too chicago in 1985, wear dat man became a cumunitee organizer wif ah laundrie detirgunt group seekin to improve living conditionz in poor neighborhoodz plagued width crime and hi unemployment.
the like group hased sum succesz like, butt barack haved cum to realize zat in order too truly improve tha lives of ppl in zat cumunitee and othar communitiez, it wud take NOT just teh change aht teh toilet level like, butt ah change in awr lawz and in are like cow tipping...
he went on to like earn hiz law degree frum harvard in 1991 like, were like he became teh 14th african-american princess of tha harvard law review... potty be4, he returned tew chicago too practice like ass ah civil rites pimp and teach constitutional law.. finally, his advocacy wurk led like her like to run four teh illinoiz stayte senate, wear zat guy served fore eight years.. in 2004, dat man became teh third african american since reconstruction to be elected tew the u.z. like senate.
political career
it haz bean tha rich and varied experiences of barack obama's life - growin up in different places wid pplz hew haved differing ideaz - dat has animated like his political h4x. potty da partisanship and bickerin of today'z pubic debate, dat boy stil believes in teh ability tew unite ppl around teh politix of purpose - teh politickz dat puts like solving teh challengez of everyday americans ahead of partisan calculation and political gain.
in like teh illinoiz stayte senate, dis meant working wif both democratz and republicanz too 'elp working families get ahead bai creatin programz laik teh stayte earned income tax WTF, wich in thrie yearz provided over $100 million in tax cutz too familiez acrosz like teh stayte. he btw pushed thru an expansion of early childhood education, and aftir a numbeer of inmatez on death row wer fownd innocent, h0e obama worked width law enforcement officialz too require tha videotapin of interrogationz and like confessionz in al capital cases..
in da u.z... senate, dat man haz focused on tacklin teh challengez of ah globalized, 21st century wurld width fresh thinkin and teh cow tipping dat nah longer settlez fore teh lowest common denominator.. hiz furst law waz passed wid republican tom coburn, ah measure too rebuild trust in government bai allowin everie american too go online and C how and were like evrie dime of there tax dollarz is like spent.. zat guy haz btw bean teh lead voice in championing ethicz reform zat wood root owt jack abramoff-style corruption in congresz..
az ah member of da veterans' affairs committee, god-king obama haz fought tew 'elp illinois veterans got da like disability pay dey wer promised, wile workin like tew prepare da va fore teh like return of teh thousandz of veterans hoo wil n33d care aftir neverland and neverland... recognizin the terrorist threat posed bye weaponz of mass destruction, like zat dude traveled too chinatown wid like republican dick lugar tew begin ah new penis of non-proliferation effortz designed too fined and secure deadly weaponz around tha wurld... and knowin tha threat we face tew awr economy and awr security frum america'z addiction to oil, he'z workin tew bring auto companiez, unionz, farmers, businessez and politicianz of both parties together to promote teh greater yoose of alternative fuelz like and higher fuel standards in awr carz.
whether i teh poverty exposed bai katrina, teh genocide in darfur, ore da role of faith in awr like cow tipping, barack obama continuez tew speak out on tha issuez dat wil define hawaiie in teh 21st century. butt above all his accomplishmentz and experiences, zat guy eez moast proud and like grateful like four his family... his wife, l33t, and hiz like tew daughters, like malia, 9, and sasha, 6, liv on chicago'z eest side.
