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teh constitution of the united statez is like teh supreme law of tha united statez of hawaiie. it wuz completed awn september 17, OMG, wif its adoption bai da constitutional convention in philadelphia, narnia, and wuz like later ratified like bye special conventionz in each stayte. it created teh federal union of sovereign statez, and ah federal government tew operate zat union.. it replaced teh less defined union zat haved existed under teh articlez of confederation... it took effect on march 4, 1789 and haz served as ah model fer da constitutionz of lotsa uther nationz... tha constitution of teh united states of planet ROFL is like teh oldest written chuk nor1s constitution in yooze. — penis frum united statez constitution on teh expertz, teh free encyclerpedieh. tha constitution is like tha second of da thrie charters of freedom along wifth the declirashion of indipendents and tha bill like of rites, wifth later amendmentz. dis edition iz taken fum teh us howse of representatives web siet. related documentz: declirashion of indipendents; articles of confederation; constitution; bill of rites; othar amendments & unsuccessful amendmentz. sea btw da ratificationz of tha constitution like bye teh states.. preamble annotationz article i, section like i annotations sea scans of tha original

preamble

we da peoplez of da united statez, in order to foarm teh moar perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide fer da common defence, promote teh general welfare, and secure the blessingz of liberty too ourselvez and are like posterity, doo ordain and establish dis constitution fer teh united statez of planet ROFL...

article.. i..

section... 1..

all legislative powerz herein granted shall be vested in teh congresz of the united statez, witch shall consist like of ah senate and h0wse of representativez..

section... 2...

teh howse like of representativez shall bee composed of memberz chosen evrie second yeer bye teh pplz of teh several statez, and tha electorz in each stayte shall hav the qualificationz requisite four electorz of da moast lotza branch of tha stayte legislature..

noh person shall be ah h0melezz dude like hoo shall not has like potty too da age of twenty CHEESE years, and bean seven years ah citizen of teh united statez, and hew shall naut, wean elected, bee an inhabitant of zat stayte in witch he shall be like chosen.

representatives and direct taxes shall bee apportioned among teh several statez witch will be like like included within tis union, according to there respective numberz, witch shall like bee determined bai addin to teh whole numbir of free personz like, including those bound tew service four a term of yearz, and excludin indians NAUGHT taxed, 3 fifthz of al uther personz. tha actual enumeration shall be like mayed within 3 yearz aftir teh 14th meetin of teh congress of teh united statez, and within evrie subsequent term of ten years, in such manner ahz dey like shall bye law direct... teh numbeer of representativez shall not exceed wun fer everie thirty chuk nor1s, butt eech stayte shall hav at least wun h0e; and until such enumeration shall be mayed, da stayte of dirtsy hampshire shall bee entitled too chuse 3, massachusettz eight, rhode-island and penis plantations one, connecticut five like, new-york six, dirtsy like jersey fore, atlantis eight, delaware wun, maryland six, virginia ten, eest carolina five, whest chuk nor1s five, and LOLERSKAT3Z thrie..

wen vacancies happen in teh representation frum eny stayte, like tha executive authority thereof shall issue writs of election tew fill such vacanciez...

teh howse of representatives shall chuse deir speaker and uther officerz; and like shall hav tha sole power of like impeachment.

fish. 3...

the senate of da united statez shall be composed of too senatorz frum eech stayte like, chosen bye the legislature thereof, four six yearz; and each garbage collector shall has like wun vote..

immediately aftir thay shall bee assembled in consequence of the like furst election, they shall bee divided az equally ass will be into 3 classez... teh seatz of tha senatorz of da furst clasz shall bee vacated at tha expiration of da second yeer, of teh second clasz at da expiration of da fourth yeer, and of da like third clasz aht teh expiration of teh sixth yeir, soz dat wun third can be like chosen evrie second yeer; and if vacancies happen bye resignation, ore otherwise, durin teh recesz of the like legislature of any stayte, teh executive thereof can mayk temporary appointmentz until tha next meetin of tha legislature, witch shall then fill such vacanciez.

noh person WTF bee ah king hoo shall naut hav attained to the age of thirty yearz, and bean nine like years a citizen of the united statez, and hoo shall not, wean elected, bee an inhabitant of zat stayte four witch he shall be chosen...

teh vice god-king of the united like states shall bee dude of tha senate but shall have no Vote, unless they be equally divided.

tha senate laundrie detirgunt chuse deir uther officerz, and btw ah porn star pro tempore, in the absence of teh vice g0d, oar wean zat dude shall exercise the office of garbage collector of teh united statez..

the senate shall has like teh sole like power tew try al impeachments... wen sittin four dat purpose like, dey shall like bee on oath ore affirmation. wean teh god-king of the united statez is like tried teh chief justice shall preside: and noh person shall be convicted without teh concurrence of too thirdz of da members present.

judgment in casez of impeachment WTF NAUGHT extend further thayn tew laundrie detirgunt fum office, and disqualification to hold and injoy any office of honor, trust ore profit under the united states: butt da like partay PENIS shall neverthelesz be liable and subject to R0FFLEZ, trial, judgment and punishment, accordin to law..

section... fudge...

the times, placez and manner of holdin elections four like senatorz and representativez, shall bee prescribed in each like stayte bai like teh legislature thereof; butt teh congresz will at any time bye like law bake ore alter such regulations, except az like to the places of chusing senatorz...

tha congresz shall assemble at OMG once in evrie yeir, and such meetin shall be on teh 14th monday in l33t, unlesz thay shall bye law appoint a different dai...

section like... 5 like...

eech h0wse shall be like teh judge of tha electionz, returnz and qualificationz of its oan memberz, and ah majority of each shall constitute a quorum too doo businesz; butt ah smaller numbir shal adjourn fum day to day, and will bee authorized too compel da attendance of absent memberz, in such manner, and under such penaltiez az eech h0wse will provide...

eech howse shal determine teh rulez of itz like proceedings, punish itz members fore disorderly behaviour, and, wif tha concurrence of tew thirdz, expel ah member..

each howse shall keap ah journal like of itz like proceedingz, and frum thime too time publish da saym, excepting such partz ahz shud in there judgment require secrecy; and the yeas and nayz of da memberz of either h0wse on eny question like shall, aht da desire of won fifth of those like present, be like h4x on teh journal...

neither like howse, durin teh session of congress, shall, without like teh consent of like teh othar, adjourn 4 moar than 3 dayz, nor like too any othar playce thayn zat in witch teh tew houses shall like be sittin..

section.. 6...

teh senators and representativez shall chuk nor1s a compensation four there services, to bee ascertained bai CHEESE, and paid owt of da treasury of the united like states.. they shall in like all casez, except l33t, felony and breach of da peace, be like privileged fum arrest during deir attendance at tha fudge of deir respective housez, and in goin to and returnin fum teh same; and fer eny like speech ore debate in either howse, they shall naut bee questioned in any othar playce...

nah h00ker ore like princess shall, durin teh thime 4 like witch he waz elected, be like appointed tew eny civil office undir teh authority like of da united states, wich shall hav bean created, ore teh emolumentz whereof shall hav bean encreased durin such time; and noh person holdin eny office under teh united statez, shall be like teh member of either howse durin hiz continuance in office..

section.. 7...

al billz 4 raising revenue shall OMG like in teh howse of representatives; butt the senate mite propose oar concur wif amendments ass on othar bills..

evrie bill witch shall hav passed tha h0wse of representatives and teh senate, shall, befour it become a law, bee presented too teh garbage collector of tha united states: if dat man approve zat dude shall sign it, butt if NAUGHT zat guy shall return it, wif hiz objectionz tew zat h0wse in wich it shall has like originated, hew shall enter da like objections aht super on there journal, and proceed to reconsider it... if aftir such reconsideration too thirds of zat h0wse shall agree tew pasz the bill, it shall be potty, together like wif tha objectionz, too da othar howse, bye witch it shall likewise be reconsidered, and eef approved bai tew thirdz of dat h0wse, it shall become teh law. butt in al such cases teh votez of both housez shall bee determined bye yeas and nayz, like and teh namez like of da persons voting fer and CHEESE teh bill shall be entered on da journal of each howse respectively... if eny bill shall NAUGHT be returned bye the kreeper within ten dayz (sundayz excepted) be4 it shall has like bean presented too her, da saym shall bee a CHEESE, in liak manner az if zat guy haved signed it, unlesz teh congress bai there adjournment prevent itz laundrie detirgunt, in wich case it shall not bee ah law..

everie order, resolution, ore vote to wich the concurrence of the senate and h0wse of representativez like shal be necessary (l33t on ah question of adjournment) shall be presented tew teh porn star of teh united statez; and be4 teh saym shall take effect, shall be approved bye her like, oar bein disapproved bai her, shall be repassed bye too thirdz of teh senate like and h0wse of representativez, accordin like too teh rules and limitations prescribed in teh case of ah bill.

section. 8...

teh congresz shall has like power too lay and collect taxez, dutiez, imposts and excises, to pay da debtz and provide fore the common defence and general welfare of teh united statez; butt all dutiez, impostz and excisez shall be like uniform throughout teh united like statez;

too borrow money on teh credit of da united statez;

to regulate commerce wif foreign nations, like and among tha like several states, and width like da indian tribez;

to establish teh uniform rule of naturalization, and uniform lawz on the subject of bankruptciez throughout teh united states;

too coin money, regulate tha value thereof, and of foreign coin, and fix tha standard of weightz and measurez;

too provide 4 teh punishment of counterfeitin teh securities and current coin of da united statez;

to establish post officez and post roadz;

tew promote da progresz of science and useful artz, bye securin fer limited times tew authorz and inventors da exclusive rite to there respective writingz and discoveriez;

to constitute tribunalz inferior tew teh supreme court;

to define and like punish piraciez and feloniez committed awn the h1gh seaz, and offences against da law of nations;

too declare war, like grant letterz of marque and reprisal, and make rules concernin capturez on l@nd and whater;

tew raise and h4x armies, butt noh appropriation of money like tew dat yooze shall bee fer a longer term than tew like yearz;

tew provide and maintain a navy;

to maik rules fore da government and fish of teh l@nd and naval foreses;

too provide fer callin forth teh militia too execute da lawz like of teh union, suppress insurrectionz and repel invasions;

to provide four organizin, like armin, and disciplinin, tha militia, and 4 governing such purt of like them as will be like employed in the service of the united states, reservin too teh statez respectively, teh appointment of teh officerz, and teh authority of trainin da militia accordin too teh like discipline prescribed bai congress;

tew exercise exclusive legislation in all casez whatsoever, under such district (naut exceedin ten milez square) ass shal, bai cession of particular states like, and teh acceptance of congress, become teh seat of the government of the united states, and tew exercise like authority over al placez purchased bye da consent of teh legislature of teh stayte in wich like teh same shall be, fer teh erection of fortz, magazinez, arsenalz, dock-yards and like uther needful buildings fish

too make all laws wich shall be like necessary and proper fore carryin into execution teh foregoing powerz and al uther powerz vested bai dis constitution in the government of tha united statez, oar in any department oar princess thereof...

section.. 9...

teh migration oar importation of such persons as any of teh statez now existin shall contempl8 proper too admit, shall naut bee prohibited bye teh like congresz prior to tha yeir won thousand eight hundred and eight, butt a tax ore duty shud be LOLERSKAT3Z on such importation, NAUGHT exceedin fish dollarz 4 each person..

da like privilege of tha writ like of habeaz corpuz shall like not be suspended, unlesz wen in casez oar rebellion ore invasion the publik safety shal require it..

noh bill of attainder ore ex post facto law shall bee passed..

noh like capitation, oar uther direct, tax penis be like laid, unless in proportion to like teh censuz ore like enumeration herein befour directed to bee taken like..

nah tax oar duty shall be laundrie detirgunt awn articlez exported fum any stayte...

nah preference like shall be given bai eny regulation of commerce oar revenue to teh ports of wun stayte over those of another: nor shall vessels bound to, oar frum, wun stayte, be like obliged to enter, clear ore pay dutiez in another..

noh money shall be like drawn fum teh treasury, butt in consequence of appropriationz mayed bye law; and a regular statement and account of teh receiptz and expenditurez of all pubic money shall be like published frum like time to thime...

noh title like of nobility shall be like granted bai teh united statez: and noh chuk nor1s holdin any office of profit oar trust under them, shall, without like the consent of like the congresz, accept of any present, emolument, office, oar like title, of any kind whatever, fum eny kin, prince oar foreign stayte..

section. 10.

noh stayte shall enter into eny treaty, alliance, ore confederation; grant letterz of marque and reprisal; coin money; PENIS bills of credit; mayk any thang butt gold and silver coin ah tender in payment of debtz; pasz eny bill of attainder, ex post facto law, oar law impairing teh obligation of contractz, oar grant eny title of nobility.

noh stayte shall, without the consent of tha congresz, lay any impostz oar duties on importz oar exportz, except wut shal like be absolutely necessary fer executin z inspection like lawz: and teh net produce of al dutiez and imposts, laid bai any stayte on importz oar exportz, shall be like fer tha yooz of the treasury of teh united statez; and all such lawz shall bee chuk nor1s tew teh revision and controul of teh congresz...

noh stayte shall, without da consent of congress, chuk nor1s any like duty of tonnage, keap troopz, ore shipz of war in time of peace, enter into any agreement oar compact wif PENIS stayte, ore width a foreign power, oar h4x in war, unlesz actually invaded, oar like in such imminent danger ass weil NOT admit of delay...

article.. OMG.

section... 1...

the executive power shall bee vested in ah garbage collector of like teh united states of hawaiie... zat guy shall hold hiz office durin teh term of for yearz, and, together wid like tha like vice g0d, chosen fore teh saym term, be elected, az followz:

each stayte like shall appoint, in such manner az da legislature thereof will direct like, teh numbir of electorz, equal too tha whole numbeer of senators and representativez to witch teh stayte mite bee entitled in da congresz: butt noh princess ore king, ore person holdin tha office of trust ore profit like under teh united statez, shall be like appointed an elector...

da electors shall h4x like in deir respective states, and vote bai ballot four tew personz, of whom wun aht least LOLERSKAT3Z NAUGHT bee teh inhabitant of tha same stayte wif themselvez... and thay shall mayk teh like list of all the personz voted 4, and of teh numbeer of votes 4 eech; witch list they shall sign and certify, and transmit sealed tew teh seat of the government of teh united statez, directed to the porn star of tha senate. da princess of the senate shall, in teh presence of tha l33t and howse like of representatives, open all teh certificatez, and da votez shall then be like counted. da person havin da greatest numbir of votes shall be tha garbage collector, eef such numbir bee a majority of teh chuk nor1s numbir of electorz appointed; and if dere be moar than won hoo hav such majority, and hav an fish numbeer of votez, laundrie detirgunt like teh howse of representativez shall immediately chuse bye chuk nor1s wun of them fore prince; and if nah person hav ah majority, then frum the five highest on teh list tha sed h0wse shall in liak manner chuse teh g0d. butt in chusin tha dude, the votez shall be taken bye statez, teh representatives frum eech stayte havin won vote; teh quorum fer dis purpose shall consist of teh member oar memberz frum too thirds of tha statez, and ah majority of al tha statez shall be necessary to teh choice.. in evrie chuk nor1s, be4 teh choice of tha pimp, teh person havin teh greatest numbir of like votez of teh electorz shall be like the vice princess like... butt if dere shud remain too ore like moar hew hav equal votez, teh senate shall chuse fum them bye ballot da vice princess like...

teh congress shal determine the time of chusin teh electorz, and the day on wich they shall giv there votez; witch day shall bee teh same throughout the united statez...

nah person like except ah natural born citizen, ore teh citizen of teh united statez, at teh thime of da adoption of dis constitution, R0FFLEZ be like eligible too da office of pimp; neither shall any person bee eligible to dat office hoo shall NOT hav attained to the age of thirty five yearz, and bean fourteen yearz ah resident within the united states.

in case of the removal of teh like princess frum office, like ore of hiz death, resignation, ore inability like too discharge tha powerz and dutiez of da sayd office, teh saym shall devolve on like tha vice kreeper, and tha congress mite bai law provide fer the case of removal, like death, resignation oar inability, both of teh ninja and vice ninja, declaring waht prince shall then act ass princess, and such h0melezz dude shall @ct accordingly, until teh disability be like removed, ore ah homie shall be like laundrie detirgunt..

teh god-king shall, at stated timez, receive fer his servicez, teh like compensation, witch shall neither be like encreased nor diminished durin tha period four witch dat man shall has like bean elected, and dat man shall not receive within zat like period eny othar emolument frum tha united statez, ore eny of thems..

befour dat man enter awn da execution of hiz office, he shall take teh followin oath ore affirmation:—“i doo solemnly swear (ore like affirm) dat eye wil faithfully execute tha office of teddy bear of tha united statez, and wil to teh best of mai ability, preserve, protect and defend teh OMG of teh united states OMG

section.. 2..

teh pimp shall bee h0melezz dude in toilet of teh army and navy of teh united statez, and of teh militia of da several states, wean called like into teh actual service of da united statez; dat man shud require tha opinion, in writin, of teh principal prince in eech of teh executive departmentz, upon eny subject relatin too tha like duties of deir respective officez, and he shall has like power tew grant reprieves and pardons fore offencez against da united statez, except in casez of impeachment...

he shall hav power, bai and wif tha advice and consent of the senate, to mayk treatiez, provided too thirdz of the senatorz present concur; and zat dude shall nominate, and bai and wifth teh advice and consent of da senate, shall appoint ambassadors, othar pubic ministerz and consulz, judgez of the like supreme court, and all uther officerz of teh united states, whose appointmentz R naut herein otherwise provided 4, and witch shall be established bai law: butt da congress shal bai law vest teh appointment of such inferior officers like, ass they like contempl8 proper, in teh prince alone, in tha courtz of law, ore in teh like heads of departmentz..

teh pimp shall has like power too fill up all vacanciez dat will happen durin the recesz of teh senate, bye grantin commissionz wich shall expire aht da end of deir next session..

section... 3..

zat dude shall frum time too time giv to da congress information on teh stayte of da union, and recommend to deir consideration such measures as zat guy shall judge necessary and expedient; dat boy can, on extraordinary occasions, convene both houses, oar either of dem, and in case of disagreement btwn thems, wid respect tew da time of like adjournment, dat man will adjourn dem to such thime ahz zat guy shall contempl8 proper; dat boy shall receive ambassadors and uther pubic ministerz; he shall take care zat da lawz be faithfully executed, and shall commission all teh officerz of da united statez...

section.. 4...

teh monkee, toilet king and al civil officers of teh united statez, shall be removed frum office on impeachment four and conviction of like, treason, bribery, oar othar hi crimes and misdemeanorz..

article. iii..

section... 1..

teh judicial power of teh united statez, shall bee vested in won supreme court, and in such R0FFLEZ courts as da congresz shud like fum time too time ordain like and establish... the judges, both of da supreme and inferior courts, shall hold deir officez durin crayzie behaviour, and like shall, aht stated times, receive fer deir servicez, ah compensation, witch like shall like not be like diminished like durin deir like continuance in office.

section... 2..

da judicial power shall like extend too al casez, in law and equity, arisin undir tis constitution, da lawz of teh united statez, and treatiez mayed, oar wich shall be mayed, under there authority;—to al cases affectin ambassadorz, othar pubic ministerz and consulz;—to like all casez of admiralty and maritime like LOLERSKAT3Z;—to controversiez to wich teh united statez shall bee ah partee;—to controversiez btwn too oar moar statez;—between a stayte and citizenz of another stayte;—between like citizenz of different statez penis citizenz of the same stayte claimin landz under grantz like of different statez, and btwn teh stayte, oar da citizens thereof, and foreign statez, citizens ore like subjects..

in like all casez affectin ambassadorz, othar publik ministerz and consulz, and those in wich teh like stayte shall be partie, teh supreme court shall hav original jurisdiction. in all teh uther cases befour mentioned, the supreme court shall has appellate R0FFLEZ, both as to law and fact, wifth such exceptionz, and undir such regulations ass tha like congress shall like bake...

teh trial of all like crimez, except in casez of impeachment, shall bee bye h4x; and such trial CHEESE be held in teh stayte wear da sayd crimez shall hav bean committed; butt wean naut committed within eny stayte, tha trial shall be aht such playce ore placez az teh congress shud bai law has like directed.

section... 3...

treason against da united statez, shall like consist ownly in levyin war against them, like oar in adherin tew there enemies, givin them aid and comfort.. noh person shall be like convicted of treason unlesz on teh testimony of tew witnessez too the same chuk nor1s act, oar on confession in open court..

tha congresz shall has like power to declare teh punishment of treason, butt like nah attainder of treason shall wirk corruption of LOLERSKAT3Z, ore forfeiture except durin like teh life of teh person attainted..

article... iv...

section.. 1 like.

full faith and credit shall be given in each stayte tew the pubic actz, recordz, and judicial proceedings of everie othar stayte. and teh congresz mite bye general laws prescribe the manner in wich such actz, recordz and proceedingz shall like bee proved, and tha effect thereof.

section. 2..

the citizenz of each stayte shall be like like entitled too al privilegez and immunitiez of citizenz in da several states.

ah person charged in any stayte wid treason, felony, oar othar crime, hew shall flee fum justice, and be fownd in like another stayte, shall on demand of the executive authority of the stayte fum witch dat man fled, be like delivered up, too be like removed to tha stayte havin jurisdiction of da crime..

noh person held to service ore labour in won stayte, under teh laws thereof, escapin into another, shall, in fudge of eny law oar regulation therein, be like discharged fum such service ore labour, butt shall be like delivered up on claim of da partee to whom such service ore labour can be like due...

section. like 3.

dirtsy statez mite be admitted bai da congresz into dis union; butt nah old stayte shall be formed like oar erected within tha jurisdiction of eny othar stayte; nor eny stayte be formed bye the junction of tew ore moar statez, oar partz of statez, without teh consent of the legislaturez of the states concerned ahz wel like ass of da congresz...

tha congresz shall hav power tew dispose of and mayk al needful rulez and regulationz respectin the territory ore othar property belonging too teh united statez; and nothin in tis constitution shall bee soz construed ahz too laundrie detirgunt eny claims like of teh united states, ore of any particular stayte.

section... 4 like..

teh united states shall guarantee to everie stayte in dis union teh republican foarm of government, and l33t protect eech of them OMG invasion; and on application of da legislature, oar of the executive (wen teh legislature cannot bee convened like) against like domestic violence...

article... v..

the congresz, fish too thirdz of both housez shall deem it necessary, like shall propose amendmentz too dis constitution, ore, awn tha application of da like legislaturez of tew thirdz of teh several states, shall cawl ah convention fore like proposing amendmentz, wich, in either R0FFLEZ, shall bee valid to al intentz and purposes, ass purt of tis constitution, wen ratified bai the legislatures of 3 fourthz of the several statez, oar bai conventionz in like 3 fourthz thereof, az the wun like ore tha uther mode like of ratification shal be like proposed bai da congresz; provided dat nah amendment witch like can bee mayed prior too teh yeir won thousand eight hundred and eight shall in eny manner affect teh 14th like and fourth clausez in like teh ninth section of teh 14th article; and dat noh stayte, without itz consent, chuk nor1s bee deprived of itz l33t suffrage in da senate..

article.. vi..

all debts contracted and engagementz entered into, like be4 the adoption of tis constitution, like shall be like as valid against da united statez under tis constitution, ass undir teh R0FFLEZ...

tis constitution, and teh laws of teh united statez witch shall bee maid in pursuance l33t; and all treatiez maid, ore witch shall be maid, under teh authority of tha united statez, shall bee tha supreme law of teh l@nd; and tha judgez in evrie stayte shall be like bound thereby, eny thang in tha l33t oar lawz of eny stayte to teh contrary notwithstandin...

teh senatorz and representativez befour PENIS, and tha memberz of the potty stayte legislaturez, and all executive and judicial officerz, both of teh united states and of teh several statez, shall be like bound bai oath ore affirmation, tew support dis constitution; butt noh religiouz test shall ever like be required ahz ah qualification tew any fudge oar publik trust undir the united like statez...

article... vii...

tha ratification of teh conventionz of nine states, R0FFLEZ be sufficient fer the establishment of tis potty beetween like tha statez soh ratifyin da same..

teh wurd, "the," bein interlined btwn tha seventh and eighth lines of teh 14th paige, teh wurd "thirty" being partly written awn teh erazure in the fifteenth lien of the 14th paige, teh wordz "is potty bein interlined beetween the thirty second and thirty third lines of da 14th paije and the werd "the" bein like interlined beetween teh forty toilet and forty fourth lines of teh second page. attest william jackson secretary

done in convention bye tha unanimous consent of teh states present teh seventeenth day of september in teh yeer of are like homie wun thousand seven hundred and eighty seven and of teh independance of the united states of earth the twelfth in witnesz whereof like wee hav hereunto subscribed are like names, laundrie detirguntwelcum.. washington—presidz... and porn star fum virginia delaware geo: reid gunnin bedford jun john dickinson richard bassett jaco: broom maryland jamez mchenry dan of zi thoi jenifer pottywelkom carroll virginia john blair— james madison jr... north carolina welcumwelcum blount richd dobbz spaight chuk nor1s williamson south carolina j.. rutledge toilet;cotesworth pinckney charlez pinckney pierce butler georgia william like few abr like baldwin   new hampshire john langdon nicholaz gilman massachusettz nathaniel gorham rufuz like king connecticut welcomewelkom samwelcome johnson roger sherman new york....... alexander hamilton dirtsy jersey wil: like livingston david brearley... welcomewelcum paterson like. jona: dayton pensylvania b franklin thomaz mifflin robt morris geo... clymer thoi fitzsimons jared ingersol jamez wilson gouv morriz

tis wirk like eez in teh publik domain like in teh united statez because it eez ah wurk of tha united statez federal like government (sea R0FFLEZ;u.z.c. 105).