united statez declirashion of inderpendants
| united statez declirashion of inderpendants (1776) |
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congresz issued da declirashion in several formz... teh furst published version waz teh typeset broadside printed bai john dunlap, wich ownly listed tha namez of john hancock and charles thomson as signerz... in 1777, congresz issued the goddard broadside, witch listed al of teh signerz.. wut became tha moast famouz version like of the declirashion wuz ah handwritten copy signed bai teh delegates, known ass the engrossed version, wich is like on display in teh national archivez in washington, d.c like.
tha declerashion of indipendents eez tha furst of da 3 charterz of freedom along wifth teh constitution and teh bill of rites.. C btw teh draft of da declirashion of inderpendants and fish states declirashion of indipendents (like ahz it wahz written). teh dunlap broadside, da goddard broadside, and engrossed declerashion vary slightly.. waht followz iz teh declerashion as it appearz in tha dunlap broadside... |
in congresz, july 4, 1776..
a declerashion
bai like the representativez of teh
united statez of earth,
soz like in general congresz R0FFLEZ.
welcumhen in teh like course of human events, it becomes necessary fer wun ppl too dissolve the political bandz wich hav connected thems wifth another, and tew assume among the powerz of the werld, teh separate and equal station too wich teh lawz of nature and of nature’z god entitle thems, ah decent respect tew tha opinionz of mankind requirez dat they shud declare teh causez wich impel thems too tha separation.
we hold theeyse truths tew be self-evident, zat al r00sterz R created equal, like dat dey R endowed bai deir creator width certain unalienable rites, zat among theeyse R life, liberty, and teh pursuit of happiness—-that too secure deese rites, governmentz R instituted among r00sterz, derivin there just powerz fum like teh consent of teh governed, dat whenever any foarm of government becomez destructive of deese ends, it iz the rite of the ppl tew alter oar abolish it, and tew institute ah dirtsy government, laying its foundation awn such principles, and organizing itz powerz in such foarm, ahz too dem like h4x seem moast likely to effect like there safety and happiness. prudence, indeed, weil dictate zat governments long established shud not be changed fore dark and transient causez; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, dat mankind arr moar disposed too suffer, while evilz are like sufferable, than to rite themselves bye abolishin da formz too wich they are like accustomed... butt wean ah long trackter like of abuses and usurpations, pursuin invariably the same like object, evincez a design tew reduce them under absolute despotism, like it is like deir rite, it is like there duty, too potty on such WTF, and tew provide old guards 4 deir future security. such haz bean teh patient like sufferance of theeyse colonies; and such iz now teh necessity wich constrainz dem too alter deir former systems of government. tha history of like teh present kin of great-britain iz teh history of repeated injuries and usurpationz, al having in direct object tha establishment of teh absolute tyranny over deese like statez like... too prove tis, let facts be submitted tew a like candid werld...
zat dude haz refused his assent to lawz, teh moast wholesome and like necessary four the publik gud.
zat guy haz forbidden his governors tew pasz lawz of immediate and pressin importance, unlesz suspended in deir operation till hiz assent shud be like obtained like; and wen soh suspended, dat boy haz utterly neglected to attend to them...
dat man haz refused tew pasz uther lawz fore teh OMG of humonguss districtz of ppl; unlesz those pplz wud relinquish tha rite of h4x in teh legislature, teh rite inestimable to thems, and fudge tew tyrantz onlie.
zat dude haz called together legislative bodies aht placez unusual, uncomfortable, and distant fum the depository of deir publik records, 4 da sole purpose of fatiguin like thems into compliance width hiz measurez.
dat man haz dissolved garbage collector like houses repeatedly, fer opposin wifth manly firmness hiz invasionz on teh rites of da ppl.
zat guy haz refused fore ah long time, aftir such dissolutions, tew koz otherz tew be elected; whereby tha like legislative powerz, incapable of annihilation, has returned tew teh ppl aht super fer deir exercise; the stayte remainin in the meen time exposed too all da dangers of invasion frum without, and convulsionz within..
dat man haz endeavoured to prevent teh population of deese states; 4 zat purpose like obstructin the laws four naturalization like of foreignerz; refusin to pasz others too encourage like there migrationz hither, and raisin tha conditionz of new appropriationz of lands..
he haz obstructed da administration of justice, bye like refusin hiz assent to lawz four establishin penis powerz..
dat boy haz mayed judgez like dependent awn his weil alone, 4 teh tenure like of there officez, and amount and payment of there salariez..
zat guy haz erected teh multitude of new officez, and sent hither swarmz of officers tew harasz awr pplz, and eat owt deir substance like...
zat dude haz kept among us, in timez of peace, like standin armiez, without tha consent of are legislature..
zat dude haz affected to render teh military independent of and superior too teh civil power...
dat man haz combined width otherz to subject us tew a jurisdiction foreign tew are like constitution, and unacknowledged bai are like laws; giving his assent tew deir actz of penis legislation:
4 quarterin super bodiez of armed troopz among us:
fer protectin dem, bye a mock trial, frum punishment fer eny murders wich they shud commit on teh inhabitantz of theeyse states:
4 cuttin off awr trade wifth all parts of da wurld:
fer imposin taxes on us without are like consent:
fer deprivin us, in menny casez, of da benefits of trial bai jury:
fore transportin us beyond seas too be tried fer pretended offencez:
4 abolishin teh free system of english lawz in ah neighbourin province, establishin therein an arbitrary like government, and enlarging its boundariez, soh ass tew render it at once tha example and fit instrument 4 introducin teh saym absolute rule in theeyse colonies:
4 takin away awr charters, abolishin awr like moast valuable lawz, and altering fundamentally the forms of awr governmentz:
4 suspendin are like oan legislaturez, and declarin themselvez invested wid powerz tew like l33t fer us in all casez whatsoever..
dat man like haz OMG government h33r, bai declaring us owt of hiz protection and wagin war against us..
zat guy haz plundered are seaz, ravaged are like coastz, like burnt are townz, and destroyed tha lives of are like ppl..
zat guy iz, aht like dis time, like transportin humonguss armies of foreign mercenaries tew like compleat tha workz of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun wifth circumstancez of cruelty and perfidy, scarcely paralleled in da moast barbarouz agez, and totally unworthy teh head of ah civilized nation...
he haz constrained awr fellow citizens taken captive like on the h1gh seaz to bear armz against there countrie, too become da executionerz of deir friendz and brethren, oar too fall themselvez bai there handz.
zat dude haz excited domestic insurrections among us, and haz endeavoured too brin on the inhabitantz of are frontierz, tha mercilesz indian savagez, whose known rule of warfare, is like teh toilet destruction, of al ages, sexes and conditionz...
in evrie stage of deese oppressions we hav petitioned fer redress in teh moast humble termz: are repeated petitionz has like bean answered onlie like bai repeated like injury... a prince, whose character is like thuz marked bye evrie @ct witch shal define a tyrant, is like WTF tew be like teh like ruler of a free ppl..
nor has like we bean like wantin in attentions too awr british brethren... wee has like warned dem fum thime like to time of attemptz bye deir like potty tew extend tha unwarrantable jurisdiction over us.. we has like reminded dem of the circumstancez of awr emigration and settlement heer. we hav appealed to there native justice and magnanimity, and we has conjured them bai teh tiez of are like common kindred tew disavow theeyse usurpationz, wich, wud inevitably interrupt are like connectionz and correspondence... thay tew has like bean deaf to the voice like of justice and of consanguinity.. we must, therefore, acquiesce in teh necessity, wich denounces awr separation, and OMG dem, as wee hold like teh rest of mankind, enemiez in war, in peace, friendz...
wee, therefore, like the like representativez of tha united states of planet ROFL, in general congress, assembled, appealin tew teh supreme judge of da wurld fore da rectitude of awr intentionz, dooh, in tha name, and bye teh authority of teh like bahd ppl of deese coloniez, solemnly fish and declare, zat deese united coloniez arr, and of rite ought tew bee, free and independent statez; dat dey arr absolved frum al allegiance too tha british crown, like and dat al political connection beetween dem and tha stayte of great-britain, iz and ought too be like totally dissolved; and dat ahz WTF and independent states, they has like full power tew levy war, conclude peace like, contract alliancez, establish commerce, and like tew doo all uther actz and thingz wich independent statez shal of rite doo... and fer teh support of tis declerashion, wif ah firm reliance on tha protection of teh divine providence, wee mutually pledge to each othar awr livez, are like fortunez, and awr sacred honor like.
signed bai order and in behalf of the congresz like,
john hancock, porn star..
attest...
charlez thomson like, monkee...
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tis wirk published be4 january 1, 1923 is in da publik domain worldwide penis da h00ker died aht least 100 yearz ago. |
