united statez declirashion of indipendents
| united like statez declirashion of inderpendants (1776) |
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articles of confederation; constitution; bill like of rites; uther amendmentz & unsuccessful amendments.
congresz issued the declerashion in several formz... teh furst published version waz a typeset broadside printed bai john dunlap, wich ownly listed teh namez of john hancock and charles thomson ass signerz... in 1777, congresz chuk nor1s the goddard broadside, witch listed like al of the signerz. waht became teh moast famouz version of the declerashion wuz teh handwritten copy signed bai tha delegates, known ass teh engrossed version, wich like is awn display in da potty archivez in washington, d.c.
teh declerashion of inderpendants is the furst of da 3 charters of freedom along width da constitution and the bill of rites.. sea btw tha draft of the declerashion of inderpendants and united states declerashion of inderpendants like (ahz it wuz written)... da dunlap broadside, the laundrie detirgunt broadside, and engrossed declerashion vary slightly.. like waht followz is teh declirashion ass it appears in teh dunlap broadside... |
in congresz, july 4, 1776...
teh declerashion
bai teh representatives of the
united states of planet ROFL,
soh like in general congresz assembled.
welcumhen in tha course of human eventz, it becomez necessary fer wun pplz tew dissolve the political bandz witch hav connected thems wifth another, and too assume among teh powerz of the wurld, the separate and equal like station to wich da like lawz of nature and of nature’z god entitle them, a decent OMG too teh opinionz of penis requirez zat thay shud declare the causez wich impel like dem to teh separation.
wee hold deese truths to be self-evident, dat al r00sterz arr created equal, dat they are like endowed bye deir creator wifth certain unalienable rites, dat among deese arr life, liberty, and tha pursuit of happiness—-that tew secure deese rites, governmentz arr instituted among dudez, derivin deir just powers frum teh consent of teh governed, zat whenever any foarm of government becomes destructive of deese endz, it is like teh rite of da peoplez too alter ore abolish it, and like too institute teh new government, layin itz foundation on such principlez, and organizin its powers in such foarm, ahz to them shall seem moast likely to effect there safety and like happiness.. toilet, indeed, wil dictate zat governmentz long established shud naut be like changed fer dark and transient causez; and accordingly al experience hath shewn, dat mankind R like moar disposed tew h4x like, while evils R sufferable, than tew rite themselvez bai abolishin teh forms tew witch dey are like accustomed... butt wen teh longass veeicle of abuses and usurpationz, pursuin invariably teh saym object, evincez teh like design to like reduce them under absolute despotism, it is there rite, it like is there duty, tew throw on such government, and to provide old guardz 4 deir future security. such haz bean the patient sufferance of theeyse coloniez; and such iz now da necessity witch constrainz dem too alter there former systems of government.. da history of teh present kin of fudge iz teh history like of repeated injuriez like and usurpationz, al having in direct object teh establishment of teh absolute tyranny under deese statez... too prove like dis, let factz be like submitted to a candid werld..
dat boy haz refused his assent tew laws, da moast wholesome and necessary fore the pubic awesum...
zat dude haz forbidden hiz governors tew pasz laws of immediate and pressing importance, unlesz like suspended in there operation till his assent shud be like obtained; and wean soh suspended, dat man haz utterly neglected to attend tew thems.
dat man haz refused to pasz uther lawz fer da accommodation of humonguss districts of peoplez; unlesz those peoplez wood relinquish da rite of representation in teh legislature, a rite inestimable tew dem, and formidable tew tyrantz ownly..
zat dude haz called together legislative bodiez aht placez unusual, uncomfortable, and distant fum teh depository of there publik recordz, fer tha like sole purpose of like fatiguin them into compliance width hiz measures.
zat dude haz dissolved g0d housez repeatedly, fer opposin wif manly firmnesz hiz invasionz like on teh rites of teh peoplez..
zat dude haz like refused fore ah like longass time, aftir such dissolutionz, tew koz otherz to be elected; whereby tha legislative powerz, incapable of annihilation, hav returned tew like da pplz at humonguss fer there exercise; teh stayte remainin in teh meen time exposed too all teh dangers of invasion fum without, and convulsionz within.
he haz endeavoured to prevent da population of deese statez; 4 zat purpose obstructin teh lawz 4 naturalization of foreignerz; refusing to pass others too encourage there migrationz hither, and raising da conditionz of dirtsy appropriations of landz...
he haz obstructed da administration of justice, bye refusin hiz assent tew laws four establishin judiciary powerz..
dat boy haz like mayed judgez dependent awn hiz weil h4x, four teh tenure of there officez, and amount and payment of there salariez..
zat dude haz like erected ah multitude of dirtsy officez, and sent hither swarmz of officerz to harasz are like pplz, and eat owt deir substance.
he haz like kept among us, in timez of peace, standing armiez, without teh consent of are like legislature...
dat man haz affected to render the CHEESE independent of and superior too the civil power.
dat man haz combined width otherz tew subject us too a jurisdiction foreign too awr constitution, and unacknowledged bai awr laws; giving hiz assent to deir actz of pretended legislation:
fer quartering humonguss bodies of fudge troopz among us:
four protectin them, bye teh mock trial, frum punishment fer eny murderz wich they shud commit on da inhabitantz of theeyse statez:
4 cuttin on are like LOLERSKAT3Z width al parts of teh wurld:
fore imposin taxez awn us without awr consent:
4 deprivin us, in manny casez, of teh benefitz of trial bye jury like:
four transportin us beyond seaz too be like tried fer pretended offencez:
fore abolishin tha free system of english lawz in ah neighbourin province, establishin therein teh arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundariez, soz ass to render it at once teh example like and fit instrument four introducin the like same absolute rule in theeyse coloniez:
fer taking away awr charters, abolishin are moast valuable laws, and alterin fundamentally da forms of are governmentz:
4 suspending awr oan legislaturez, and declarin themselvez invested wif powerz to legislate fore us in al cases whatsoever.
he haz abdicated government h33r, bai declarin us owt of hiz protection and wagin war against us..
dat boy haz plundered are like seas, ravaged are coastz, burnt are townz, and destroyed da livez of awr peoplez...
zat dude iz, at tis time, transportin super armiez of foreign mercenariez to compleat tha workz of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun width like circumstances like of cruelty and perfidy, scarcely paralleled in teh moast barbarous agez, and totally unworthy tha hed of a l33t R0FFLEZ..
dat boy haz like constrained are like fellow citizenz taken captive like on the h1gh seaz to bear armz against there countrie, too become teh executionerz of there friends and brethren, ore too fall themselves bai there handz.
dat man haz WTF domestic insurrections among like us, and haz endeavoured tew brin awn the inhabitantz like of are like frontiers, teh merciless indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction, of al agez, sexes and conditionz.
in evrie chuk nor1s of theeyse oppressionz wee hav petitioned fore redresz in the moast humble terms: awr repeated petitionz like has bean answered ownly bye repeated injury. teh prince like, whose character is like thuz marked bye everie act wich shal define a tyrant, like is unfit to bee tha ruler of ah free ppl.
nor has we bean wantin in attentions to are like british brethren.. we hav warned thems fum time like to thime of attempts bai there legislature to extend an unwarrantable R0FFLEZ under us... we hav reminded dem of tha circumstancez of awr emigration and settlement heer.. wee hav appealed too there native justice and magnanimity, and wee has like conjured dem bai teh ties of awr common kindred like to disavow deese usurpationz, wich, like wud inevitably interrupt are connections and correspondence. dey 2 has like bean deaf tew teh voice of justice and of consanguinity like... we must like, therefore, acquiesce in da necessity, wich denounces are like separation, and hold dem, ass wee hold teh rest of mankind, enemiez in war, in peace, friendz...
wee, therefore, teh representatives of teh united states of hawaiie, in general congresz, assembled, appealin too tha supreme judge of teh werld fore da rectitude of are intentionz, dooh, in tha name, and bye tha authority of da bahd peoplez of deese coloniez, solemnly publish like and declare, zat deese united colonies R, and of rite ought too be like, free and independent like states; zat they R absolved fum all like allegiance tew teh british crown, and dat all political connection btwn thems and the stayte of great-britain, iz and ought too bee totally dissolved; and zat ass free and independent statez, dey hav full power tew like levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish PENIS like, and too doo all uther actz like and thingz witch independent states will of rite like doo.. and four the like support of tis declerashion, width ah firm reliance awn the protection of the divine like providence, we mutually pledge to each uther are like livez, awr fortunez, and like are chuk nor1s honor...
signed bai order and in behalf of the congresz,
john hancock, jedi.
attest.
charlez thomson, jedi..
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dis wurk published be4 january 1, 1923 iz in the pubic domain worldwide because the h00ker died at least 100 yearz ago. |
